The Apocalypse is near!

I'm sorry folks, but it's true. Using very complex calculations using my brain and the medium of the internet, I have found out that we do not have long until the end of the world as we currently know it. Want some proof, well, keep on reading...

I'm sure everyone in america has noted the recent plane crashes, but there also has been an odd amount of plane crashes here also with fatalaties very common. Someone, someone out there is trying to get a message to us. - You are all going to die in aviation accidents.

RAF Air cadets light aircraft crash-


This is a recent crash in wales where two schoolgirls aged 13 and 14 and two instructors died in a horrible incident involving two RAF light aircraft. Reports suggest that the wings of the planes clipped, sending the planes spiralling towards the ground. Find more here.

A more recent crash happened just off of aberdeen in the north sea involving a helicopter taxying oil workers from the rig to the mainland, thankfully all 18 crash victims were pulled out of the sea alive with no serious injuries. These planes are made specifically for this job and are this is the first accident of its kind.

Now, that may only be two crashes and there is not many fatalaties... but my point is for england, that is a high density of crashes in a certain time period and it could have been so, so much worse. Add this to the recent plane crashes in america and you start to form a recent series of crashes.

So folks, learn your lesson: Save the environment and yourself, by getting the train!

Newsflash: America is nearly destroyed - Better luck next time!

Another failed attempt from the british to destroy america has gone horribly wrong after we made the fireball 2 million times too small. 3 scientists have been killed.

A detailed report can be found here.

The weird and the paranormal is something that interests me quite a lot, and after having done a lot of research you conclude that there is no trend, and no obvious conclusion to anything paranormal that happens apart from the usual; bad lighting. Just the other week a small part of my town called priorswood had a few residents reporting sighting an orange mobile object in the sky shaped like a semi-circle. My inbred friends may have been watching the sunset whilst drunk, we'll never know.

There are many, many unexplained mysteries in this world and to be honest, that's the way I preffer it. Going through life knowing everything and how every phenomena occurs would be boring. Frogs falling from the sky, human spontaneous combustion and UFO sightings keep us alert to the fact that we don't know everything and that we never will, and one day - THEY WILL ATTACK! It's nice to have something to keep us on our toes.

The point I'm trying to get across is that without things we couldn't explain the human race would be entirely different; and down the years myths and legends have crafted what our world is today. Halloween is just one of the many examples.

Random thought of the day,

Charlie.

The Truth about Accents!

- The video is just to back up my point, I will also explain... in words!

This post is mainly for any americans who may happen to stumble across my blog and notice that I happen to be british, and assume that I talk like the queen. - Actually, this post is for any british people anywhere who have ever had an american assume that they talk like the queen. Let me just put my tea and crumpets aside and get down to talking.

Over here in the british isles we have 100's of different accents and dialects, with accent's changing majorly after having travelled 30 miles away from a town in some cases. Accent's also vary depending on the person in question's age, with the youth of today talking in an entirely different way in manner compared to generations gone by. It may be confusing, but this is just the british way of doing things.

As it happens I am from the lovely county of somerset which to many folk from england, would mean I talk like this. (Yes, we don't even know how real people speak, and we live here...)

Most of you probably don't know that the wurzels are actually originally from cornwall and not somerset, and not every single one of us are farmers and drive a tractor, drink cider...Unless you happen to venture into bridgwater which is an entirely different entity altogether which I will save for a later hate-rant-post. Dirty inbreds.

Delta, Charlie, Out,

A Brief Introduction

First post...ever!

I'm not a great writer and I never will be, but I hope to compensate for that just by writing about simple things, that simple folk like me also care about. I am an extremely trivial person and it is quite common for me to be enraged by the smallest of things, and amused by the most plain things; I cannot help this, so let me say sorry in advance.

Also, I will complain about many things. And yes, I will complain about my mother, and my family and all other problems an immature, trivial person may have to deal with. I'm not going to be like some, and seem to purposely seem miserable, and complain about everything as if it is a ritual...if I am in a good mood, I'll post a light-hearted post. It's life.

Today I am feeling good after having finally finished watching the matrix series, so I feel like talking about something that managed to amuse me -

The Place: On my sofa, watching television.
The Show: Ross Kemp's Return to Afghanistan
The Amusing Event: I couldn't help but feel a little pride, and perhaps even shouting out "I have one of those too!" when I noticed that the spy planes operated in afghanistan were controlled via an xbox 360 controller, a white one. I couldn't help but look over to my xbox 360 controller, and nod slightly as if I had been triumphant in some way, and that me having that controller connected me to that man somehow.

I will try to make some worthwhile posts, I am prone to a pointless ramble occasionally though and for that may you all forgive me.

Charlie,